Hello World,
Today I decided to share with you some of my Why did____cross the road jokes.
Why did Billy Joel Cross the Road:
To get to ‘Allentown’, to be the ‘big man on mulberry street’, to get to the ‘river of dreams’, i don’t know but it took him ‘the longest time’.
Why did Glenn Beck cross the road: Because the road crossed him.
Why didn’t Obama Cross the Road: He promised he would.
Why did Jay Leno Cross the Road: To catch up to his chin!
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